GW#1 - p5 (CHEPPO)

CHEPPO
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Bitch
Bitch
Bitch

1. I'm pissed that my mom and brother live in Chicago now and that so many of my friends live far away.
2. I'm pissed that rent and shit is so high in this town.
3. I'm pissed that there weren't any Whore-o-Scopes or a Dear Fag Hag column in the last Issue of the Fag Rag.
4. I'm pissed that there aren't any really good clubs in this town.
5. I'm pissed that I can't afford any new records right now.
6. I'm pissed the Grifters haven't been here again sooner, like, now, goddamnit!
-BUT-
1. I'm happy that there are so many new, good local bands right now! We had quite a drought there for a while.
2. I'm glad that my new roommate has three newts. When I asked what their names were, she said Jonie and Chachie. Hello- there are three of them, but only two names- I dunno maybe she should lay off the pot for a while.
3. I'm glad my bestest friend Susan is back and giving me her TV and VCR.
4. I'm glad I can walk to Sound Ex now from my house.
5. And last of all, sweet reader, I am so, so happy that you are reading my humble piece of writing.

[photo triptych of young boy making faces]

CHEPPO
TRIBUTE PAGE

Bitch
Bitch
Bitch

1. I'm pissed that my mom and brother live in
Chicago now and that so many of my friends live
far away.
2. I'm pissed that rent and shit is so high
in this town.
3. I'm pissed that there weren't any Whore-o-
Scopes or a Dear Fag Hag column in the last
Issue of the Fag Rag.
4. I'm pissed that there aren't any really good
clubs in this town.
5. I'm pissed that I can't afford any new
records right now.
6. I'm pissed the Grifters haven't been here
again sooner, like, now, goddamnit!
-BUT-
1. I'm happy that there are so many new, good
local bands right now! We had quite a drought
there for a while.
2. I'm glad that my new roommate has three
newts. When I asked what their names were,
she said Jonie and Chachie. Hello- there
are three of them, but only two names- I dunno
maybe she should lay off the pot for a while.
3. I'm glad my bestest friend Susan is back and giving me her TV and VCR.
4. I'm glad I can walk to Sound Ex now from my
house.
5. And last of all, sweet reader, I am so,
so happy that you are reading my humble piece
of writing.

[photo triptych of young boy making faces]