GW#2 - p20 (19)

[image of a greeting card about the year 1974]

Look, this is a card commemorating the year in which I was born. That was the year Nixon resigned. In fact, that was the very week I was born. ABBA was goin' strong during my formative years, but my parents protected me from that evil until I was old enough to be able to handle them. Everyone laughs when I tell 'em when I was born cause I'm younger than most of the people I know, but I like it that way. I'd rather be too young than too old! Hah! I'm young & you suck!!