Geek Weekly's 5th Anniversary

What can I saw about LaInferiora that won't sound embarassingly superlative? If she dances as well as she writes (and looks), it's a good thing I've never dropped by the Show Palace to catch her act. It's just not proper to see a grown man reduced to a quivering mass of.... As for LaSuprema, well, even if she's actually the shorter of the two, the name says it all. But seriously folks. When I want to speak my mind and stir up shit. I know that Geek Weekly is the one publication in Tinytown I can rely on to publish the truth, and buy me some enchiladas to boot. It's a kick-butt fanzine in a kiss-ass world, and more power to ya. Rage on.
--Rob Patterson, freelance writer

Susan, I really want to thank you for all the clothes you've taken off over the years. I've been staring at your image for 4 years and I (and many others) never get tired of it. All this and a zine to boot. Love a starlet.
--John Michael McCarty, director, The Sore Losers, Teenage Tupelo,
Shine On Sweet Starlet

The first time I saw Geek Weekly was about four years ago when someone showed me an article they had published about me called "Alcoholic Masterbator" (GW #4). But I loved the magazine even more during last years SXSW when, on a slow news day, they printed an interview with Rob Patterson that trashed everyone in town and so my column was basically written for me. Thanks J & S. I'll be needing your help again this year.
--Michael Corcoran, Austin American Statesman

Before I met J & S, it was always so hard for me, being so popular and suave, trying so hard to fit in with the Geeks. It seemed my every effort to be a nerd met more ridicule and rejection from those geeks on mountain high. But after reading Geek Weekly, I figured out where I had gone wrong. J & S showed me the way, now I'm geeky and proud.
--Travis Higdon, Apathy Drugs & Grudges Records

I'm proud to be a Geek Weekly groupie. To encounter a publication that overflows with wit, vitriol and style is pleasure enough. To encounter a publication that consistently reveals its passionate, possibly unnatural fascination with Jews and rock critics -- obviously too good to be true. But what's truly fantastic (and I mean that as in the stuff of fantasy, not as an inflated synonym for 'good') is the fact that the person responsible is such a fabulous babe. And that Inferioria chick ain't too hard on the eyes, either.
--Jason Cohen, Zamboni Rodeo

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